LR: The Return of Records

Where did this come from?  This was a long gone and dead lead, yet the night I was heading back to my house after the DJ, I had a friend request on Facebook from a name and girl I didn’t recognize.

I messaged her back, “hello.”

And three messages later she sends me her phone number.  I still don’t know who she is, but the second we start talking she reminds me that she’s Records.

Last time I talked to this girl I had a terrible experience.  She was mean and went out of her way to fuck with me.  Basically, I just decided to stop calling her.

So when she popped up again, I was highly skeptical.  I was especially skeptical because she was being so sweet. I said to her, “this is really catching me off guard, I think you’re trying to trick me or something.”

Either way, we had a really nice connection.  We talked on the phone a couple of times, everything was going smoothly.  She had contacted me last Monday, then by Friday we were out for drinks.  I’m trying to let up on a lot of my “player programming” because I’m interested in getting laid, not just following the rules of some guy who happens to spend all his time trying to meet women, which meant that we made plans to eat dinner together.

Yeah, I know, but whatever.

I pick her up, and honestly, I’m pretty disappointed.  She doesn’t quite match her pictures from OKCupid or from Facebook, but thinking back, I don’t think she had every posted a picture that showed her body.  New rule.

Yet, I’m such a damn sucker.  I’m like a chick, that I can be seduced by getting to know a girl with an awesome personality, even if her first impression is disappointing.  I’m especially regretting dinner plans.  But, like it should be expected, we spend time together, and I find myself more and more attracted to her.  We have a pretty good vibe, and I’m able to find some attractive things about her.  So what the hell.

At one point, we’re talking and she leans in for the kiss.  Hilarious.  Girls being the aggressor.  It’s such a switch flip for me, but now that my weight is getting lower (still have a lot to go, but I’m definitely getting compliments now), and my wardrobe improves, it’s just getting monumentally easier because women WANT me, because they’re shallow whores (just like men).  Not to be spiteful, but it’s just the truth.

Anyway, she subtly suggests going back to her place, “I never do this, and I didn’t plan on it.”  Sure honey.  Yet, I do kind of believe her because when the panties came off later, she was shaggy like a gorillas back, even though thankfully much smoother.  Don’t ask how I know that.

Oh, a very hilarious thing to mention.  After we left the restaurant, we head to a drugstore so that she can get some wine for herself.  We walk in and at the counter getting ready to check out is the DJ.  Records walks off to get the wine, and I talk to the DJ for a couple of minutes before she leaves.  It was a total “I’m a player” moment in my head, but more than likely I’m just being a delusional nerd.

We get back to her place, and things are very chill and she’s drinking and I’m being laid back.  I don’t remember details, like how we started kissing and making out, but she did tell me later that I’m one of the best kissers she’s ever been with.  Also, it’s the second time recently that I’ve been told, “You kiss exactly how I do.”  I don’t know if it’s a sign of what makes a person a good kisser, but it may be good advice to follow.

She does the whole, “we’re not having sex” lip service, but we eventually work our way into it.  After Jailbait^2 and Smirk I feel like I have a nervous tick to close, rather than have to deal with the female aloofness the day after.  Note to women, you cause guys to be horny pigs that have to obsessively try to fuck you.  I can speak from my own experience that when a guy is respectful and doesn’t push as hard as he can to fuck, then you will get weirded out the next day and not want to see him again.

I know I called this a lay report, but technically it wasn’t.  To be perfectly honest, when we started getting hot and heavy I lost my erection for mainly two reasons.  One, she’s a smoker.  The mixed with the alcohol on her breath was pretty unpleasant.  Also, sometimes the first time I get down with a girl, I just can’t get an erection.  Who knows why.  I don’t feel weird or nervous or anything, I just can’t get one.

Most importantly is how I handle it.  If I were to freak out and get negative about it, I probably would never see the girl again.  But I treat it like it’s not a big deal, and it happens.

In an odd way, I think it makes me more attractive in the eyes of the girl.  As I’ve heard from a lot of my girl friends, it is really attractive when a guy can be vulnerable and secure about it.

We’re hanging out again tonight, and I’m sure things will be fine.  I still have a lot to work on, but in the meantime it’s nice to have a safe harbor to rest my genitals.  I’d rather be having sex with a girl that’s not particularly up to my standards, than to be home jerking off.  Plus, it keeps me in good tendencies for other women I want to be with.