Player Danger

Things are starting to heat up in this kitchen.  Truthfully, I am doing all the things I know I’ve had to do, and as they build up and compound on themselves I end up with a roster full of fabulous women.

That’s step one.  Most pickup artists stop there, leaving students stuck with the psychopaths that women can often be.  Thankfully there is fastseduction.com or guys like David Claire and Franco, who teach about relationship management and dealing with women, see Practical Female Psychology.

Women are unscrupulous and manipulative motherfuckers, and when they find a good man they do what they can to keep them in their grasps.  An unsuspecting pickup artist can find himself in the worst of situations because he’s unable to manage the bigger types of shit tests, the relationship shit tests (that’s right newbie PUAs the shit tests continue forever), a woman may throw at him.

Recently, I’d been sleeping with Short Stack, and they were going well.  She is laid back, asks almost nothing of me, and if she was more attractive I’d probably treat her with a different level of interest.

Then came the issue that I end up having to deal with over and over again, “the late period.”  In a woman’s arsenal of shit tests, this is as close to nuclear as she can get.

I’m not one to mince my words, and I’m definitely one to set boundaries. So I tell her that there’s no way she can go through with it, and she casually says, “I don’t know, I think I would.”

This is a test, and there’s no other way to view it, unfortunately. I know any girl that read this may get completely freaked out, but I’m sorry, this is some serious man talk here.

The “late period” is a woman’s moment to test a player’s resolve of singledom. Don’t be fooled, if you answer wrong, by being understanding, you can just go ahead and put your balls on a plate and lock that chain around your neck.  Of course this only goes toward single guys. Guys in a relationship, you better be supportive and loving and telling your girlfriends, “yes dear, I love you, let’s figure this out together.”

Single guys on the other hand need to put their foot down immediately, and tell the girl she has got to take care of this. This isn’t Knocked Up, or leading to a happy ending, this is a challenge to the course of the entire rest of your life, and I promise that ending won’t be happy. Consider the conditions in which your life with her will start, being ensnared, and remember that will be the terms in which you spend the test of your life.

Personally, I’ve already made up my mind, and I’m taking a big plunge into permanent safeguard, the big V, that’s a Vasectomy for all you kids out there.  This is just a game I can’t take the chance of losing.