Why do you smell like Jell-o?

Last night I went to a usual stomping ground of mine, Fox’s Lounge.  I have a friend that throws a party there, and I know a good deal of people that hang out there as well.

I get in, and I’m doing what I think someone else in the South Florida PLAY lair has called “butterflying”, and maintaining the same attitude and behaviors that I had on the cruise.

I spot this one girl walk in who is SMOKING hot.  She’s dressed in the way that drives me absolutely crazy.  Dress, boots, matching, really fashionable, and she’s got that curvy, wide hipped body that I go bananas for.  So I go inside, and I walk up behind her, and she smells like Strawberry Jello.  So I say to her, “hey are you wearing Jell-o?”  And she looks at me like I’m crazy.  Then I say, “dude, for real, you smell like Strawberry Jell-o.”  Bam.  Attraction.  I’m just joking around and busting on her.

It ends up that she’s in the circle of friends that I’m with, so that worked out well.  I dropped out of the interaction, because she really wasn’t that interesting.  I’m not fighting vibe, I don’t need to push any limits.  I AM going to look for her on myspace later, though.  She was a total 9 for me.  So attractive.

Anyway, another thing of note, there were these two girls that I was fucking with so much, and they were loving it.  I opened one by saying, “what are you drinking?”  Cause it looked like a mojito, and I could tell them how my brother got the worst mojito in the world on the cruise I was just on.  And she ended up saying, “I don’t know, that’s not my drink.  Why do you want it?”  And I said, “ew, no way, I don’t know what you’ve put in it.  You girl rapist.”  That got a couple of good laughs.

When we were walking back in, I spotted them again, and noticed that they were wearing similar clothes, and I said, “hey are you guys matching on purpose?  For Christmas and everything?”  They were surrounded by a small group of people, and they all gave me the craziest look.  I loved it.

Then the place got super packed, and I really lost the comfort vibe that I had, so I just hung with my friends.  Not to mention, this one guy who is friends of the group I was with talked my ear off for probably an hour.  But it was really good, like I said in an earlier post, I really want to work on my listening and conversational skills, and not just talk at people, but be willing to talk with people and be willing to not feel like I have to talk about myself in anyway at all.

Just one other note from the world of creepy, my favorite world in the… world.  We were standing at the bar, and there was this 40’s-ish lady standing there who had tattoos and was pretty drunk.  I tell her that I like her tat’s, and then she started hitting on one of my girl friends, and was just standing there.  AWKWARD!  It was SOOOOOOOOOO awkward.  SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO awkward!  Wow.  She was standing there for a good 15 minutes, before she finally walked away.  No one was talking to her, or even looking at her, she just STOOD there.  Wow.