This isn’t an FR as much as a lesson in ridiculous mindsets.
My brother, who is a natural, and I were in an argument of when to approach women. He said that its inappropriate to approach women during the day, because they don’t want the attention. They don’t want to be bothered. And I told him he was crazy. And he was trying to tell me that I’m stupid for doing it, that the rejection isn’t worth it. I kept telling him, who the fuck cares about rejection?
Then this amazingly cute latina HB8 walks by. I’m talking one of those Telemundo latinas, tall, thick, juicy like a beautiful piece of steak. I just needed some A1 sauce.
Me: “Hey, excuse me. Come here. My brother and I are having a little debate here. You’re obviously a cute girl, and I’m guessing you’ve been approached by guys no matter where you go.”
Her: “Yes, I have been.”
Me: “Where do you think you’re more likely to meet a quality guy? When your at a bar/nightclub or when you’re just on the street running errands or something?”
Her: “Well, definitely when I’m out on the street. When you’re in a nightclub or bar that’s just what guys are doing there.”
Me: “Exactly, and if the guy comes to you, and says, “hey, your kind of cute, I wanna get to know more about you?” doesn’t that show that he’s going to have much more substance?”
Her: “Yes, exactly.”
By this point my brother’s jaw has dropped to the floor, by the way, I’d never done a PU infront of him.
Me: “[to my brother]Ok, now look, I’m really going to blow your mind right now. [To her]Now, as a woman, would you say that one day, you hope that a knight in shining armor will come over to you and sweep you off your feet?”
Him: “Oh man, that’s so unfair!”
Her: “Of course, it’s what all women hope for.”
We introduce ourselves, I wasn’t kino’ing her, but she was into my brother, who was saying a couple of funny lines here and there.
Her: “You work here, don’t you?” Pointing to my brothers office building.
Him: “Yes, I do.”
Her: “Oh, i’ve seen you around before.” IOI.
Another btw, my brother is an attorney aka pussy bait.
She walks off, and he tells me that he still thinks I’m wrong, and then runs to go talk to the girl some more! HAHAHA.
Then I see this two set of HB8’s walking by, one blonde and one brunette, and I run to catch up with them. I use the same exact opener, but they stop walking and I’m getting some BS.
Opener.
HB8Blonde: “No, I don’t like meeting guys in the street.” And she looks at me. Obvious shit test.
Me: “Ok, so then do you like meeting guys at nightclubs?”
HB8Blonde: “No, I don’t like meeting guys at nightclubs either.”
HB8Brunette: “I think it’s better on the street.” IOI.
Me to HB8Blonde: “Wait, so do you not like meeting men then?”
HB8Blonde: “*laughs, BS broken* No, I guess when I’m at the grocery store.”
Me: “Ok, so then you do like being met on the street. I win again. Good meeting you.”
And I walk away vindicated. By the way, I didn’t stay in the set because I just wasn’t interested in either one of them. Not my style of girl, which you may think is an excuse, but it’s not. They were too “Miami latina” for me, a pair of closet chongas.
Filed under: Field Report (Solo), Lex's Journal
